i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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