See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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