Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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