And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
