saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
What drink are we having for lunch?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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