Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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