Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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