is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Randomize
