How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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