so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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