Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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