I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
