Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
