Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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