Me too!
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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