She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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