Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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