I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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