I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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