did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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