All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
whose ass print is on the piano?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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