I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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