Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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