If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
