I'm jealous of your bromance
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
When did angry sex become our thing?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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