I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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