i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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