Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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