Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i just google imaged poop.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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