i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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