Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
