D3 body, D1 cock
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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