I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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