Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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