Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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