I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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