Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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