That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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