No stitches, just platelets and will power
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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