I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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