Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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