She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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