I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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