you would pick up someone in the library
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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