i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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