so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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