all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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