At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
he shaved USA in his pubs
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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