and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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