Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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