you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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