well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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