I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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